Mauricio Pochettino dodges question about taking over at Real Madrid
Mauricio Pochettino dodges question about taking over at Real Madrid

Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino claims he has not been paying any attention to the rumours of his move to the helm of Real Madrid next season.

When told that many of the LaLiga giants’ fans had ask to see Pochettino coaching Real Madrid, the former Espanyol boss responded by saying that he is very happy at Tottenham and is not making any plans to move away yet.

Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms;
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,

In fair round belly with good capon lin’d,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide.

For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.